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Dean Donkey, Chancellor of Smartassery

Smartass University

You've earned it. Probably. Dean Donkey, Chancellor of Smartassery and Chief Instigator of Wit, now awards the official Diploma of Smartassery to anyone with the timing, the sarcasm, and $7.77.

WIT. TIMING. SARCASM. TRUTH. LEGENDARY.

Official Smartass University Diploma of Smartassery
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Claim Your Diploma

  1. 1
    Enter your name
    Exactly as it should appear. Dean Donkey does not fix typos.
  2. 2
    Pay $7.77
    Secure Stripe checkout. One diploma, one tiny price.
  3. 3
    Graduate instantly
    Your printable PDF diploma arrives by email and downloads on the spot.

A printable 11-inch landscape PDF of the official artwork, with your name set in Gothic calligraphy. A novelty diploma for laughs, not an academic credential.

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